
In keeping with the title and sensibilities of its latest release –
POSTAL
2: Share The Pain – notorious, scandalous and politically off-the-chart
game developer
Running With Scissors has decided to reward
the winner of its first annual
Postal Valentines Day (VD) Contest with
a very special prize!
POSTAL Cupid and company spokesman,
Gary Coleman , will contact
the winner's miserable ex and deliver the rage-filled comeuppance they
deserve. " Misery loves company," Gary explained, "so I'm always happy
to '
Share The Pain' . I will personally call your ex and either
chew her out – so to speak – or, if you're
totally hopeless, I'll
do my best to get her to take your p--whipped butt back for Valentine's
Day."
Been screwed over by some heartless ex-lover? Had your sense of trust trampled
in the mud by some lying, two-timing skank? Then take action! Enter
Running
With Scissors' POSTAL VD Contest!
Love gets most of the coverage on Valentines Day, but most folks are hardly reluctant
to discuss the flip side of that emotion – HATE! For every romance that glistens
in the bloom of first love there is a poisonous, worm-infested relationship that
is as dead as Sen. Lieberman's presidential hopes. And it is to the victims of
THESE toxic relationships that
Running With Scissors extends its
hand and offers our own special
POSTAL VD Contest.
Come on, it's Valentines Day – let's ALL Share The Pain!
The Contest Has Ended.
Winner T.B.A.