Running With Scissors, the pugnacious publisher
and developer of
POSTAL 2: Share The Pain, proclaimed that the contractual
blood tests were back and that they could now safely hook-up with the morally
casual distribution demons at
Tri
Synergy, Inc., the videogame co-publishing company that will be handling
sales services for
Running With Scissors in North America.
“I tried doing it with an idiot, bastard son,” said
Running
With Scissors' sharpest scissor, Vince Desi, as he drooled over a photo
of Tamra Nestler,
Tri Synergy's president and CEO, “but now I feel
secure in the arms of the mother herself.”
Tri Synergy is a U.S.-based co-publishing company that specializes in
the key areas of distribution, vendor relations and retail placement for both
beloved and bemoaned videogame developers who self-publish.
Running With
Scissors is renowned for “being all they can be” in both
those categories.
“When I started
Tri Synergy, our main goal was to provide developers
with a real alternative to game publishing,” said CEO Tamra Nestler, “and
having
RWS join us in the middle of their dilemma makes me believe that
it's all been worth it. Our model is truly unique, and no matter who has tried
to imitate us the fact remains, they don't get it right... It's a partnership.”
POSTAL 2: Share The Pain, the
MULTIPLAYER Edition follow-up to
the latest iteration of the wildly successful
POSTAL franchise, is set
for release in time for Christmas. Desi said an Xmas distribution deal was better
than sex with Santa.
“Like any worthwhile relationship, timing is nearly everything,”
Desi laughed with a lap full of jelly, “but we've had our fill of ‘nearly'
as of late, and with our new title coming out and up-and-coming developers wanting
to get on board, the future of the brand we built with our blood and our balls
needed nurturing, not neutering.”
POSTAL 2: Share The Pain will soon be available for PC worldwide.
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