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Wacky Tech Support
Here are some fun emails we've received here at Tech Support.
Even people with SUPERIOR INTELLECTS are playing our game. But they could
do much better, of course. Only a SUPER GENIUS would think of insulting someone
to get a job:
Subject: Crap game
Hi Guys,
Getting out of the napalm factory on thursday is so boring:
There is only one way to do it, and when you find it you say "So what?"
Ifyou need an AI guy, let me know: I have been doing software for 27 years
(honest) and I know what works: this doesn't
BTW, my IQ is in the top 1 percent ... I can make a sequel to blow your socks
off.
Fondly,
<name deleted>
When France attacks:
Subject: error
Hi!
I played your demo and there was no real quest. I just walked around and found
out that it's possible to torture harmless, imploring and scared people and
animals. This bug MUST get fixed or every fifth person who plays this gets
a little psycho and tortures animals and children in real life. I don't know
if you're such a person and please tell the programmers, that they're a pack
of perverse psychopaths! I hope that the government (that doesn't do very
much!) forbidds your game. If you like it, you should get some help at the
psychologist. Talking about the bug :-). I think the whole game is one. The
idea of making such a little virtual terrorism training is the most sick thing
of it! How many children did the headprogrammer allready rape? You should
think about the games consequences! Didn't enough people go crazy after playing
brutal computergames? Even games like SOF2 or UnrealTournament are pretty
harmless compared to Postal 2. Please think about it or I'll stop believing
in the american people. They're as normal as the european, but if the damn
high violancerate in the usa increases, that wouldn't be nice anyway.
In Peace
<name deleted>
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