It's been an incredible summer here at Running With Scissors and this special Labor Day Edition of the RWS Newsletter provides at least a partial insight as to why. We've just opened up a brand new office, are involved in more than a dozen POSTAL-related projects – including the extremely cool Postal Babe comic strip which appears in this very newsletter, the POSTAL music CD, new Postal Babe calendars and merchandise on Cafe Press, new sales opportunities and much, much more . We are, in fact, leaving our "seed" behind just about everywhere we go!

In our Postal Bullets news section, we have the latest on Uwe Boll's POSTAL movie, which starts filming this month and has already begun announcing cast members. And of course you'll all want to hear the latest on Uwe's Poopsie Challenge in which he promises to physically submit his most vociferous critics right in the squared circle.

Get the lowdown on why we got a Generic Jen instead of THE Jennifer Walcott (your POSTAL Babe of the Year for 2005) in this year's WWE Diva Search. We've also got A New Hope for previously pathetic addicts with a videogames jones and, believe it or not, it's been 20 years since the term "postal" was minted by the media. Break out the blunts and the beer, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to party!

Postal Nation, meanwhile, is full to bursting with the latest activities from our incredibly creative fan base, including your current top pick to play the Postal Dude in Uwe's movie, a new P2 Mod, artwork from our readers, an update on our POSTAL Music Project and even our first piece of short fiction.

And, as always, the Game Doctor is here to answer all your questions on the meaning of life. Or at least the significance of the latest generation of game controllers.

But guess what?

Our biggest, most important bit of news isn't even in this issue – but it's coming this very month, as Vince Desi teased in a recent news story at 1Up.com. As they advise: "Stay tuned!"

The excitement has even leaked into my humble Urinal, where I continue to play my Crypt Keeper-like role as doorman to the wonderful world of Running With Scissors.

Jeez, I'm starting to feel like Willie Wonka in latex and leather!

So wash your hands on the way out – and I'm not just addressing the employees here – and the only "tips" I want in my jar should be of the coin kind.

See ya next issue when the shoot will really hit the fans!

--The Gimp
Editor, The Urinal