POSTAL BABE OF THE MONTH
March 2006- Stacy

One look at Sensational Stacy in minimal (or no) clothing and your eyes aren't really sure where to go first. Of course there's her creamy, white skin, soft and tempting as newly-fallen snow. And her shapely body, sweet voice, beautiful smile and hypnotic eyes also vie for the attention of the male senses.

But as soon as she begins to speak, you find yourself captivated by her sweet, endearing voice. There's something so… familiar about it. Of course, that might have something to do with the fact that Stacy was one of the original voice actors who recorded the dialogue heard in POSTAL 2.

But we'll get back to that later. Stacy is an ideal Postal Babe, a gorgeous gamer who fancies fighting and racing games the most. "I was always a little tomboy," she revealed to us, having started out playing the original Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) as a child. "But these days I don't get to play many PC games because my parents are always on the computer," she reported sadly. It was enough to make a stone weep.

Now let's get back to her unforgettable vocal performance recording female voice-overs in Tucson for POSTAL 2. "I'm an original POSTAL girl!" she boasts. "I did about six or seven different voices," she recalls, fondly remembering back to such unforgettable lines as: "I can't feel my legs!"

Her vocal versatility was a big help to the then-struggling POSTAL team and they were typically appreciative. " Vince and some of the guys took me out to dinner one night and they were all laughing at me and telling me to shut up because they would hear my voice all day long."

Difficult as it is for me to imagine anyone asking this girl to stop talking – or, for that matter, to stop doing ANYTHING except leaving – I am forced to assume that one can truly have too much of a good thing. But when asked if she'd like to contribute more of her oral talents to the creation of POSTAL 3, she doesn't pause a second. "I'd love to! It was really great. We were in a sound studio and Gary Coleman flew down and we all recorded the voice tracks here in Tucson . But unfortunately it wasn't for my parents' ears. They can't hear ANYTHING that I did on that game," she laughs.

The dirtiest thing she had to do on that job? "I was reading through my lines – there were about 450 lines I had to record. And they gave me this water bottle and basically when the Postal Dude unzips his pants and, umm, relieves himself? Well, I had to take the water and pour it out and then make it sound like I'd been puking, coughing and spitting on the floor."

It's that kind of dedication that makes for great actresses – and, in this case, at least, one white hot Postal Babe.

--The Gimp

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