The Urinal: A Stream Of Truth
Screw The Olympics - POSTAL Goes International!
By The Gimp
The whole world's gone POSTAL, I tells ya!
Vince (who presented an award on Russian MTV) and Running With Scissors' Marketing Moyel Mike J are just back from a hugely successful tour of Moscow as the POSTAL franchise continues to extend its sphere of malign influence the world over. They offered to take me, but I hear it gets pretty cold in the baggage compartment and the Moscow Hilton didn't have any underground pits I could sleep in, so I stayed put. When you've found a hole you like, stay there; that's always been my philosophy.
In any case, I officially dub this the International Edition of the RWS Newsletter not only because we decided that would be this issue's theme, but because this POSTAL thing is now simply too big to outrage just one country. It would be selfish to keep the rest of the world from pissing on a wounded victim or hurling a boomerang machete at a platoon of interlopers.
In addition to Vince 's comments on the Russian trip, we'll link you to Mike J 's blog on the subject. Ah, blogs (I get them all the time in this damned bathroom – people keep trying to flush the urinal cakes down the toilet; next thing you know, I've got a blog in here to deal with!), don't you just love 'em?.
Also for your delectation, we have legendary MOD man Kamek discussing his AW7 Mod that finished in the Top 15 of 2005's Best Mods according to a poll by Mod Database as well as the latest wins by the RWS MMA fighters, interviews, letters, Babes, Herr Game Doktor and all things both International and Postal!
We've had a bit of a flood in here – or was it another toilet blog? In either case, watch your step and please wash your feet on the way out. We don't want wet footprints all over the rest of the issue.
--The Gimp
Editor, The Urinal
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