The Urinal: A Stream Of Truth
Wrestling, Racing and Raging With Scissors!
Fireworks Galore! Uwe Goes POSTAL! POSTAL Goes NASCAR! The Real Champ has a Birthday! RWS' Fan of the Month talks Pro Wrestling and Vince reviews the latest MMA massacre by Postal Punisher Chad Griggs!
By The Gimp
Between the chorus of controversy being stirred up by future POSTAL film director and Chuck Liddell wannabe Uwe Boll, the ongoing development of POSTAL 3 and the numerous other projects in the works here at RWS, we felt the need to set off some fireworks and blow off a little steam this issue.
And what better way for a gamer to chill and thrill than by reading about other people venting their fury?
This issue contains the story of how Uwe Boll wants to fight Quentin Tarantino and several others among his most vocal critics in a climactic series of cage matches or something to provide the money shot for the film version of POSTAL.
And the press thought Vince was controversial?
Speaking of Don Vincenzo , he seems to have found his own Luca Brasi in the person of RWS' MMA monster "Postal Punisher" Chad Griggs. In fact, Vince was at ringside for Chad 's latest demolition job and files a complete report elsewhere in this issue. Of course, it's not a very long report, given that the match lasted less than a minute…
We've also decided to introduce a new feature this issue in which we Spotlight a POSTAL fan who leads an especially interesting life and interview them. This issue's subject is Dr. Mike Lano , a retired dentist and a legendary wrestling journalist and photographer dating back to the late 1960s. Dr. Mike gives us a taste of his intercontinental lifestyle as he follows pro grappling (and strippers) to Mexico , Japan and throughout North America .
Meanwhile, this issue's many fantastic fan contributions include designs for a POSTAL-themed NASCAR vehicle, so we're obviously going in the right direction.
Of course, it isn't all raging in the cage, wrestling and race cars – we've got a special treat to celebrate Champ's birthday as well as news, letters, reader contributions (include a way cool POP POSTAL display) more Postal comics (since last issue drew such a positive response), this issue's Postal Babe, the Game Doctor and much, much more Independent content.
And if that made you so excited you just have to pee, well, you've certainly come to the right place. Just don't try shaking hands with me until after you've washed them.
In vino veritas , Postal babies, and here at RWS we're ALL winos!
--The Gimp
Editor, The Urinal
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