POSTAL BABE OF THE YEAR 2005
JENNIFER WALCOTT

In a race tighter than Postal Babe Jessyka's drool-inducing thong in last September's issue, Jennifer Walcott strutted and posed her way to becoming our first annual Postal Babe of the Year for 2005. Our final entrant of the year, Stephanie Heinrich, came within a silky pubic hair of tying Jennifer in what could have been the Cat Fight Run-Off of All Time.

Nonetheless, in the words of the late Gorilla Monsoon, "close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades" and, as they keep promising in the "Highlander" movies, there can be only one. Only one Postal Babe of the Year can exist at any given time, lest the stars are thrown out of alignment and all reality as we know it becomes like a bad comic book miniseries.

So take that walk down the virtual ramp, Ms. Walcott, because like it or not, you represent the Running With Scissors' standard, such as it is, for the next 12 months. But don't worry, there are mo morality clauses or concerns regarding scandals here. Like, we wouldn't be shocked if say we learned that you had posed nude (especially considering you're a former Playboy Playmate) prior to becoming the 2005 Postal Babe of the Year. Rather, we consider it an Honor. The more pictures the better, which is why we'll be running a damn nice selection right here, you betcha!

Ladies and gentlemen and whoever else reads this, we give you the POSTAL BABE of the YEAR for 2005 – the luscious Jennifer Walcott !

--The Gimp

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