From the gimp's pit - Editorial: The Urinal A Stream of Truth
By The Gimp
I've got so much material piling up down in this pit that I no can no longer turn around without creating this annoying swishing sound. This issue introduces a new section, where we pay special tribute to our most loyal fans - the people who have really kept this franchise alive and shooting.
We also address the bogus issue of "game violence" including an extensive statement from POSTAL 2 designer Steve Wik and the latest in the ongoing fascist attempts to censor electronic entertainment.
Finally, we have an extra-long installment of The Game Doctor in which the doc announces that his autobiography will be available later this year and deals with the question of Death by Game and gets Vince Desi to reveal the secret origin of the POSTAL Dude!
So be here or be square elsewhere. Me? I'm gonna need a shovel to get all this material out of here. Fortunately, we always keep a shovel in The Urinal - y'know, just in case.
Please remember to wash your hands on the way out. And it wouldn't kill you to dry them, either.
--The Gimp
-- The Gimp
Editor, The Urinal
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