From the gimp's pit - Editorial: The Urinal
A Stream of Truth
By The Gimp
Once again the bell has rung and I have been hoisted from my dank pit in order to toil at the editorial desk of The Urinal. Cute name, right? Well it's not so cute when that's where they stick your editorial office, by Zed! It's actually embarrassing for me to have clients in here for meetings. I have to pretend I'm obsessive-compulsive and need to wash my hands 150 times a day but once they get a look at that pull-down hand towel that hasn't been replaced since the original POSTAL took the world by storm, well, let's just say the obsessive cleanliness bit becomes one hard sell, okay?
But enough complaints, it's time to welcome you all to our annual POST(al) E3 Issue, with lots of pictures (in both this newsletter and on the reconstructed GoPostal.com site) and reports from the front. But even in the face of the industry's numero uno expo, the REALLY big story this issue is the actual, final, for real release of the oft-promised but heretofore undelivered POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend.
And we've even got a patch for it already. Install it and you can come back in here without making a mess of yourself.
Yes, we know you've heard the "AW Is Here!" hype before, but before you dismiss my words as the ravings of a leather-suited freak, why not simply visit the Postal Shop and BUY IT RIGHT NOW?
Didn't expect that one, now, didja? So? Who's the raving, leather-suited freak NOW, huh?
Oh. Right. It's still me. But at least this time it's accurate raving!
Now go and traipse through the sweetly scented pages of my Urinal; dig on the photos, the latest news, a brand new AW Tip Jar, the Game Doctor and, of course, Postal Nation, where you, our loyal and faithful supporters, get to speak your piece.
As always: Employees please wash your hands on the way out. The rest of you are on your own.
-- The Gimp
Editor, The Urinal
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