In a month where so much is going down that the Washington Post sent San Francisco Bureau Chief Ariana Eunjung Cha to Vince Desi's sprawling Tucson ranch in order to cover a two-day gathering of the RWS brain trust (personally, I wouldn't trust a brain in the bunch, but then I've seen how they handle themselves in a bathroom), it had to be time for another trip to… The Urinal!

You'll want to check out everything in this issue (except maybe this editorial but then it's a little late for that caveat, ain't it, Skippy?), from the news on the long-awaited release of Apocalypse Weekend to the cosmically-inevitable hook-up between the Godfather of the POSTAL 2 franchise and Beavis & Butthead's favorite band - GWAR! (The last time I saw those maniacs, it was at Microsoft's "Farewell to DOS" party, where the audience were given sweatshirts to protect them from the free-flying plasma).

You'll also want to check out these outstanding renderings of the POSTAL Dude by long-time fans Ilya and Larry Bundy Jr. In fact, the Dude's got a lot of magnets and plenty of room on his refrigerator, so if you're feeling creative - in an artistic or photographic way - send it along and you may wind up on the PD's fridge!

So really, my only question now is: What the hell are you people doing hanging around here? Go check out the sexy Postal Babes, and after you're done spanking the tiny pink ninja, find out about our very own Ultimate Fighter and all the other insanity and goings on this month.

You're STILL here? Well, as my daddy used to say: "You can jump, pump, jiggle or dance, but them last few drops wind up in your pants!" -Then he'd hit me with a cattleprod. C'mon now, folks, show's over, the door's that way.

Oh, yeah. Please wash your hands on the way out.

-- The Gimp     
Editor, The Urinal