POSTAL BABE OF THE MONTH
December 2005 – Stephanie Heinrich

Meet the gorgeous Stephanie Heinrich, our special Postal Babe for this Holiday Issue, once again courtesy of AlphaModels.net!

THE GIMP: Welcome, and congratulations on being the 2005 year ending Holiday Postal Babe, Stephanie ! Now, as I'm sure you know, Postal Babes are hot and sexy and fill all the expected qualifications for such a position, but we like to think that the best Postal Babes have a kind of AK-47 edge to them – are you a tough girl?

STEPHANIE: Yeah! I just got a new gun for my birthday – a .22 handgun!  

THE GIMP: The perfect combination – beautiful yet lethal! And I also heard you were a cheerleader.

STEPHANIE: Yeah, I was a cheerleader back in high school.

THE GIMP: So did you compete in those big cheerleader athletic/dance competitions, the "You Got Served" type of stuff?

STEPHANIE: No, we just did the minor competitions; they weren't on ESPN or anything like that. But I was also on the Dance Team and was a cheerleader during football season.

THE GIMP: I'm on your site right now, in fact – which makes this an extremely weird but pleasant form of telephone sex – and you described something that struck me as so real. You spoke about how nervous you were at the auditions for your first Playboy test shoot and I wondered how long it took before you became comfortable posing in minimal to zero clothing?

STEPHANIE: I don't know. I guess it was pretty much in the middle of the first actual shoot I did for Playboy that I started getting comfortable. The photographers are just sooo professional that you almost feel like you have clothes on when you're naked; it's weird to actually be able to feel like that. But the photographers do – they don't say anything perverted or anything. And Playboy, too, they treat it like an art form to where it's almost a magazine that teaches men to respect women. And once you start thinking in that way, and meet the celebrities and other girls who've posed, you start thinking: "This is an honor!" There are a lot of things that just make it more comfortable.

THE GIMP: Well, we're told to share our gifts, and if, like me, your gift is physical beauty, we're supposed to share that. Now I read something about you being the first "Cyber Girl of the Week" – what was that, exactly?

STEPHANIE: I guess they wanted to do another form of a Playmate, but it would be on Playboy's Cyber Club. So they would have one girl a week and at the end of the month they'd have readers vote on which one they liked the best and she would become the Cyber Girl of the month.

THE GIMP: So you were not only the first Cyber Girl of the Week, but also –

STEPHANIE: Yeah, the first Cyber Girl of the Month.

THE GIMP: Man, you really moved up that ladder pretty quickly. Most of the Postal Babes I talk to it seems as if they really had to want it and worked hard at it whereas it seems like you just decided it would be fun to go to the tryouts and from there your career has just evolved beautifully.

STEPHANIE: It has! It's been great; getting to travel the world, and meet people and actually, it helped me grow up a lot. It's weird because when I go back to Cincinnati I'll see my friends I went to high school with and they haven't even left the city! A lot of them are very immature because they're sort of stuck in a bubble and I'm really thankful that I had the opportunity to go to other places, walk in someplace where I don't know anybody and have to meet people. It's good to be put in those situations and to get on a plane and fly to different places.

THE GIMP: And it's especially good when you aren't seeing the world while wearing an army uniform and carrying rifle – much as that part of it might appeal to you – which is how most young Americans are getting to see the world these days.

STEPHANIE: Exactly.

THE GIMP: So, did you play videogames when you were a little Postal Babe?

STEPHANIE: I ALWAYS played videogames! I had a Colecovision and I remember playing Donkey Kong and this game with a serpent that rolled up in a ball. Later I got a Playstation and started playing Grand Theft Auto, one of my favorite games. It's cool!

THE GIMP: That's a big favorite among the Postal Babes. So tell me, what kind of .22 did you get? Our readers will definitely want to know.

STEPHANIE:  A .22 Taurus handgun!

THE GIMP: I think I love you.

STEPHANIE:  Oh, yeah, I also have a .9mm! I've shot like every gun, including machine guns, revolvers, and automatics.

THE GIMP: Jeez! I guess I better cross you off my Stalking List then, huh?

STEPHANIE:  [Laughs] It's a great thing to relieve stress. It's a sport.

THE GIMP: There's nothing like the feeling of shooting a gun. It's almost… sexual.

STEPHANIE:  It is! It's awesome! The first time I ever shot a gun I was so scared, but then I just said 'Screw it!' and I was hooked after the first shot. It was like: "This is AWESOME!"

THE GIMP: You were DEFINITELY born to be a Postal Babe!

STEPHANIE: Definitely.

THE GIMP: Well thanks so much, Stephanie , you have a great holiday and hit that firing range!

STEPHANIE: Thanks, Gimp!

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