So where do I begin? Well, if there ever was a person that I wished for some terribly awful shit to happen to, it'd be my ex-wife.

I met Patricia back in 1989 in N.H., and we soon began a relationship that would make spending eternity in Hell seem like a fun-filled vacation to FUCKING DISNEYLAND! I worked my ASS off, working three jobs to provide for my family ( Patricia and our two children). But I guess you know where that got me - THE BITCH CHEATED ON ME!

We lived in an apartment complex at one point, and she was fucking the neighbor across the hall! She would leave our daughter alone in our apartment and venture across the hall for a little bit of fun while I was off at work, making sure she was back in time for me when I arrived home from work. Then, I'm guessing to draw the attention away from herself, she began accusing ME of screwing around cuz I was 'never home' (as she put it)! For the sake of our children, I decided to try and save our marriage.

Somewhere down the line after that, we moved into another apartment (a triplex? a large house divided into three separate units). My car died, and I needed transportation to and from my THREE JOBS, so I decided to buy a new car (as I did not wish to inherit someone else's troubles with a 'new', used car). Well, this didn't sit well with my wife, so she decided to answer an ad in the paper (or so she told me) for a job. She had told me that she was 'tired of being stuck at home with the kids all day', even though that was what we had mutually decided upon after seeing a story on "20/20" regarding mistreatment of children in daycare centers.

So, can you guys tell me what kind of legitimate business operates out of a motel? As it turns out, my wife was screwing her fucking boss, and then decided to separate from me and move in with the prick! She called me up one night down the line (he was bagged for a DWI) and claimed that he wasn't treating her right, and I was fearful for my children's' safety. By this time (at least two, three months after we split up), I had already been seeing another woman. My ex-wife decided to come by our old apartment (where I still lived) one night after she left a bar, just so she could screw up my new relationship.

She continued to contact me as long as I lived in our old abode, asking me for money and making threats about how I would never see my children again. She also made it a point to screw with my head (well, both actually), letting herself in and turning up in my bed.

Patricia approached me about getting back together. I was thinking of our children and the benefits of them growing up in a stable environment with both parents, so I reluctantly agreed. Months later, she began disappearing for entire weekends at a time, using the excuse that she was just 'going out with a few friends' for the evening and that she'd be home late. I eventually had enough of that shit, and decided I had to remove myself from the situation to sort out my feelings and such. My parents (who lived in Florida ) offered me a place to escape to, so I moved in with them for a short time. I called my children EVERY night on the telephone, but eventually hearing them crying on the phone and telling me how much they missed me tugged at my heartstrings enough, making me realize that my place was with them. I packed up my things, said goodbye to my folks, and drove straight through to N.H.

Some 26 hours later, I pulled into my driveway, excited with the thought of holding my children in my arms once again. Instead, I was met by my wife, who repeated (over and over) 'you can't be here'. Moments later, the local police arrived and they informed me that I had to leave the premises. They served me with papers, namely a restraining order, which was fabricated on a lie that Patricia concocted. She told the courts that she 'feared for her safety' as the result of an argument we had had days earlier when she once again threatened my further relationship with my own children, knowing damn well that the legal system has it out for the men and will give fucking whores like her whatever she asks for, simply because she's a woman.

What the fuck ever happened to adhering to the vows that a man and a woman exchange during their wedding ceremony? Why aren't women who cheat on their husbands held accountable and made to suffer? Why is it ALWAYS the men? I mean, you have to obtain a marriage license from the state (which you have to pay for), and then those bastards have the GALL to drag you through the legal system and turn your life into a living HELL! You have to work your fucking ass off until your children turn 18 years of age, your ex-wife collects a major chunk of any earnings you have (as well as any tax returns you may have coming to you), and you're living in a FUCKING DUMP eating nothing but Ramen noodles and cold cuts! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

I moved back to Florida  4 years ago at the request of my Mom when my Dad was diagnosed with a form of bladder cancer. He had (and still runs) a lawn care business, but would be unable to work while undergoing chemotherapy and radiation treatment. Since my folks are self-employed, my Dad's time away from work would prove devastating to their financial situation. I came down and moved in with my parents and stayed with them until my Dad's treatment was successfully completed.

My wife has since remarried and has a child with her new husband. She once told me in a telephone conversation that she would leave her current husband and screw him for child support, and then she'd be getting payments from two men and she'd never have to work another day in her life. Ever since I returned to Florida 4 years ago, my ex-wife began filling my children's heads with lies and talking shit about me. Patricia doesn't believe that my father ever had cancer, and she has used this to lie to our children about why I left N.H. in the first place. A year ago last November, I had to fly back to N.H. for a court date. My ex-wife had petitioned the court to have my son and daughter's last name changed to match that of her new husband. I pled my case to the judge, but as usual, they sided with that fucking cunt. Now I'm still expected to pay child support to that bitch when my children don't even want to speak to me as a result of all the lies they've been told. I have no contact with them, and the legal system still tries to fuck me in the ass at every turn.

I NOMINATE MY EX-WIFE to win the first annual Postal VD contest!

Thank you.