Gary Coleman's Valentine's Day Contest
Three embittered males spill their guts, win prizes in our Valentine's day contest!

I'm not sure whose idea it was, but this year's first annual Valentine's Day (VD) Contest yielded spectacular results as a plethora of POSTALites vented their spleens on the subject of how some girl (or, in one case, TWO girls) broke their wittle hearts.

The idea was based on celebrating VD in a twisted, Running With Scissors sorta way. So we invited all our readers to tell us their sad stories of romance gone awry because of an evil, insensitive lover.

Okay, let's do this the way they do it on Miss America by giving you our 3rd place winner, whose cry of anguish is short but shriveling:

3rd PLACE WINNER: Jeff Y.
Here is the reason my ex is the most evil bitch on the planet: 30 days before we were supposed to get married she cheated on me and gave me a flaming case of herpes and stole money from her sweet mother all in the same week!!!!!!
Ah, she was a busy little "b", wasn't she? Our 2nd place winner, however, has a much longer tale to tell. And wait till you see the revelation in the second paragraph, making this the most ironic entry in the contest!

2nd PLACE WINNER: Soulful A
To Whom It May Concern,
       I think I do have the most eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil ex going. This isn't easy for me to type, but somehow I need to bare my soul, not because I think anyone at RWS cares, but because I long for the day my eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil ex calls me on the phone, swearing at me because Gary "Postal VD" Coleman called her up to `rip her a new one.'

Read the full letter here
1st PLACE WINNER: Michael N.
So where do I begin? Well, if there ever was a person that I wished for some terribly awful shit to happen to, it'd be my ex-wife.

I met Patricia back in 1989 in N.H., and we soon began a relationship that would make spending eternity in Hell seem like a fun-filled vacation to FUCKING DISNEYLAND! I worked my ASS off, working three jobs to provide for my family ( Patricia and our two children). But I guess you know where that got me - THE BITCH CHEATED ON ME!

Read the full letter here
Congratulations on winning the first annual POSTAL VD Contest!

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