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POSTAL BULLETS: News from the postal underworld
 While our faithful fans wait,
teeth clenched, fingers on their keyboard trigger, RWS has prepared a sneak peak
Demo of POSTAL 2: Share the Pain that will be available Real Soon. “I don’t
give a reindeer's rectum who’s been nice this year,” stated part-time
Bad Santa, Vince Desi. “But if you ain’t been naughty, then you obviously
don’t get what we’re all about, so get the hell off my lap and go
complain to mommy.”The Demo includes Multiplayer gameplay featuring Gary Coleman, Rednecks and, of course, The Postal Dude. The quartet of multiplayer entertainments on the demo include the pants-staining, CTF-style SNATCH option, featuring the Postal Babes for the very first time in game action! The full blown version of POSTAL 2: Share The Pain, meanwhile, offers 17 sweet teams and 25 death-prone POSTAL characters including the mad terrorist Osama, Butchers, and the entire RWS squad. Can't wait for a taste? The demo is about to be made available at classier game sites everywhere. The world is still recoiling
from the recent announcement that Running With
Scissors has moved into the game publishing world with help from Tri
Synergy, an expert in software distribution, serving as the missing link in
the RWS production and sales process. The first explosion from the new, all-powerful
RWS publishing colossus is already blowing down doors with the imminent release
of POSTAL 2: SHARE THE PAIN, the online multiplayer edition of POSTAL 2.. Of course,
SHARE THE PAIN offers
pleasures for single-players as well, with plenty of new features for the lone
gunmen among us. The big story this month for
hardcore POSTAL fans, however, is not only the arrival of SHARE
THE PAIN, but the fact that those of you who already own a copy of POSTAL
2 can upgrade to
the complete SHARE THE PAIN experience for a mere $9.95! Lots of activity on the Postal
Babe front – and on their backs, too! RWS honcho and universal symbol
of non-conformity, Vince Desi, is currently spanning the globe in search of the
hottest Postal Babes on Earth! From Las Vegas and Hollywood to the Pacific Rim,
Vince has shouldered the task of recruiting the planet's hottest female specimens
for a Very Special Project you'll be hearing more about in the next issue of The
Urinal. Also on his way to The Urinal is the legendary
Game Doctor, who has been answering questions relative to electronic gaming since
1981. "I'm genuinely looking forward to another stint at RWS," the Doctor
told us. "But until I get my office set up and finish interviewing for a
new Game Nurse, I suggest you check out the official GoPostal.com
site. But send any new questions regarding RWS, the POSTAL franchise and anything
else that occurs to you to: GameDoctorKunkel@aol.com.
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