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Warm and Fuzzy
Back in the day a bunch of us kids were walking through the woods
in rural ohio. We came accross an abandoned campsite. There were some
old pots and pans and such. Further down the trail we found a dead
cat. Joey suggested that we put the cat in a pot and boil it. OOOPS,
no water. Mark said "Let's all pee in the pot." So we did.
Now we could boil our dead cat.
The younger kids asked "What are we going to do with it?"
"Eat it!" laughed Joey.
About twenty minutes passed and our cat was boiling in the funky pee
water real good. It appeared to do some sort of macabre dance amongst
the acrid smell of yellow bubbles bursting.
We heard a noise of someone rushing through the woods towards us.
I looked up and saw one angry freaked out woman running towards us
with two small kids in tow. (The younguns thought Joey was serious
about eating the cat and went home for forks and paper plates)
The woman (their mom) was horrified and in a red faced rage. She ran
about our makeshift camp screaming and chasing us. She told us to
go home and then she stomped out the fire. When she saw there was
indeed a dead cat in the pot she kicked the whole pot down the nearby
hill.
As I ran I turned and watched her, as the pot o funk spilled and tumbled
I saw the soggy cat fall out and it's head separate from it's body!
Well that's all for now...would you be mine, could you be mine, I'm
glad you are my neighbor!
- e
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